An accurate representation of the First Lady’s icy demeanor if we’re being honest. Some good words to describe this picture are grim, evil, and kvlt. This is what the holidays look like in Silent Hill. Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a darkened hallway with eerily lit branches. That’s probably why the White House isn’t currently covered in cheap gold plating, KFC chicken bones, and Russian hookers. Thankfully, the decorating duties typically fall to the First Lady (and, y’know, professionals). Anything to draw attention a way from record-low approval ratings, no significant legislative accomplishments, the loss of the country’s global status, an ever-growing Special Counsel investigation, dipshit sons, a complicit daughter, cozying up to white supremacists, and a possible loosening grip on reality. Even the rectal-polyp-in-chief is forcibly getting into the holiday spirit. Heck, Christmas decorations are even a big event at the White House.ĭespite what Fox News might have flung at you, Christmas decorations at the White House are not a new thing. ![]() ![]() Not a year goes by without metal blogs telling us about the latest bro-dad that spent thousands of dollars in electricity to make his Christmas decorations sync up to Disturbed or Ozzy. Businesses, town squares, shopping centers and more all get in on the act. Since it ’tis the season and all that, everyone gets in on the decoration game. Time to deck the halls and lay some tinsel or whatever else it is you gentiles do every year. ![]() As grim and lifeless as those that inhabit the White House.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |